Historical Interests Pillows

Flower Seller Girl with Baby

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Modern Major General

Swell asking a boy who the carriage he is watching belongs to

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

Servicemen.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Knight Golfing

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Where was the TSA?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Moses' Tablet

Trump secret police

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"It is we."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Paul Ree

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'Are we there yet?'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

After the Sentence

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.