Historical Interests Gifts

Flower Seller Girl with Baby

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Modern Major General

Swell asking a boy who the carriage he is watching belongs to

Wig Wam.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Southwark Fair.

Servicemen.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Knight Golfing

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Cut!

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Where was the TSA?'

Moses' Tablet

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Paul Ree

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Trump secret police

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"It is we."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

That's What Happens

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"