Historic Imaginer T-Shirts

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Would you turn off the invisible fence? My invisible friend can't get in to play."

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

Eye of Newt Helper

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

'Wind in the Willies' - 'It's an Andrew Davies version of the old classic.'

'Do you want fries and a coke with this?'

Beer street and Gin lane - Gin lane.

'How can this be heaven when there's no trees?'

Maid

"Where should we hold this confrontation then?"

Alice in Badassland

King Richard III

'Memoirs my arse!...It's all lies and you know it!'

Buried Treasure.

The Naval Cloud Dispeller

'Drawbridge ahead'

Lady Cadaver.

'Woah! I think I got on the wrong bus.'

Storm cloud

'Look, Adam! -- The snake gave me some body paint!'

'There's a 35 minute wait. However, if you're willing to sit in hell, I can get you a table immediately.'

Grand Review of the Army of the Potomac

Cactus Mime

On-high def TV.

Angels playing quoits.

A Jack of Hearts fantasising about the Queen of Hearts

'I've just had a brilliant idea...about monkeys.'