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'Drawbridge ahead'

The Map of the human brain

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'My first camera'

The world's most unemployable family

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"Great money scenes!"

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Trainset

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"Would you turn off the invisible fence? My invisible friend can't get in to play."

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

Artistic Licence.

Artistic license.

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

"Where do you see yourself in the next twenty minutes at 375 degrees."

'I thought I could dance...'

Eye of Newt Helper

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

Son of Alien.