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"Take us to Lady Gaga."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Creative family

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

"Would you turn off the invisible fence? My invisible friend can't get in to play."

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

"Sure it doesn't look much right now, but in a few million years this place will be one of the wonders of the world..."

"Where do you see yourself in the next twenty minutes at 375 degrees."

Eye of Newt Helper

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. The Dog's Muse.

Why spend $7K converting a garage into a VR chamber? Let's ask Bill after his pterosaur lands on Jupiter."

'Do you want fries and a coke with this?'

'How can this be heaven when there's no trees?'

"C'mon honey, she doesn't bark or shed. Who could say no to that sweet face?"

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

"Every night, I feel so used."

Buried Treasure.

'Drawbridge ahead'

Storm cloud

'Woah! I think I got on the wrong bus.'

"Fine. As long as it doesn't involve spending money."

Coconuts for sale

'There's a 35 minute wait. However, if you're willing to sit in hell, I can get you a table immediately.'

"We spent a fortune on those gifts, and they couldn't even get us a card!"

Cactus Mime

Angels playing quoits.

A Jack of Hearts fantasising about the Queen of Hearts

On-high def TV.

'I've just had a brilliant idea...about monkeys.'

A man with woman's shadow,