Mythical Imaginator T-Shirts

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Romulus and Remus

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"Would you turn off the invisible fence? My invisible friend can't get in to play."

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

Eye of Newt Helper

"My client would like to plead 'not guilty' to all three charges of damage to private property."

"What if the dish and the spoon run away together?" "Not bad, Doug, not bad at all." "And a crockpot tries to lure the dish away with cash and loads of jewels!" "Come on, Rita! That's been done to death. Too derivative."

'Do you want fries and a coke with this?'

'Read me the one about the three homeless little pigs.'

'How can this be heaven when there's no trees?'

Hansel and Gretel, now microwavable.

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

"We've had millions of visitors to our website, but there's no way of telling how many of them actually believe in us!"

'Oh great! Look who's here. Like, we have a chance with these two girls now.'

"Three pizzas: One too hot, one too cold, and one just right."

Pot of gold at end of rainbow, "I only hope that it's gonna be exempt from tax"

Wolf in bed.

St Ninian, patron saint of hypochondriacs

'Deep in the woods, the children came upon the most wondrous sight.'

'I want you to endow me with the 'King Midas touch' for 24 hours.'

'Then it's agreed...I'll treat your rough scaly skin and you'll teach me how to swim.'

Some things Alice did in wonderland have been glossed over.

Buried Treasure.

Princess reads sign: 'NO fishing' NO kissing frogs'.

Self Made Mermaid

Storm cloud

'Woah! I think I got on the wrong bus.'

And lived happily ever after? That's nice...now tell me the unauthorised version!