Hiss-terical Humorist Pillows

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Sock Puppet in Literature

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I said slime."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Drunken singers in a public house

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

'Sheep striptease'.

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

Gangsta wrap.

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

Arresting Adam and Eve

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

Factory Recall Unicorn.

'See? Tantor like Jane -- he want Jane give belly rub!'

Hipster Police Department

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

'Ms Grimski, prepare to invade earth.'