Hipsters Pillows

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

Man in pyjamas walks into cereal cafe

Comedy, Tragedy, Beardy

"How's that for a pour over, coffee boy..."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Old rocker.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Spontaneous Kombucha

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

The Organic

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."