Hipster Watcher Pillows

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Spontaneous Kombucha

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

Woke Jersey Shore

What your guitar says about you.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

Artisanal Pottery

Baby clinging to beard

Hipster Coffee

The Inventor of the Man Bun.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"It's from the We Experience Parenthood More Fully Than You collection."

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

"You had me at pumpkin."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"It's a fashion statement!"