Hipster Explorer Pillows

"Alright you guys, be on the lookout. We're heading into one of the roughest neighborhoods from when daddy was growing up."

Man in pyjamas walks into cereal cafe

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Spontaneous Kombucha

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Woke Jersey Shore

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I'm your hip replacement."

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

Artisanal Pottery

Baby clinging to beard

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Hipster Coffee

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

"I don't want the burger on a trendy wooden platter, the egg on Welsh slate or, my fries in a terracotta pot - I want soup served in a sock!"

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

Hipster Yard

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"You had me at pumpkin."

"It's a fashion statement!"