Hipster Innovator Pillows

"There has got to be a way for Detroit to make a safe, affordable, fuel-efficient vehicle out of hemp."

"If we paint this white, turn it upside down, and hand it from the ceiling, we'll double our sales."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Wifi in Hell

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Old rocker.

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Spontaneous Kombucha

The Organic

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

A train's dining car is a diner.

Woke Jersey Shore

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Hipster Coffee

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."