Hipster Friend Pillows

The Inventor of the Man Bun.

What your guitar says about you.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Old rocker.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Spontaneous Kombucha

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

Hipster Coffee

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."