Hipster Culture Fan Pillows

"Hulk hate puny barista’s rosette pattern latte art!!"

"Sure, you were able to beat the bottle, but you never really had a passion for drinking.''

"New York is dead, man."

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

Have you ever wondered where smashed avocado comes from...?

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Spontaneous Kombucha

"He's deliciously vintage."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

The Organic

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"I'm your hip replacement."

Can I get you another coffee?

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Hipster Coffee

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."