Hipster Culture Fan Prints

"Hulk hate puny barista’s rosette pattern latte art!!"

"Sure, you were able to beat the bottle, but you never really had a passion for drinking.''

"New York is dead, man."

He says he only makes craft honey now.

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

Have you ever wondered where smashed avocado comes from...?

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

Wifi in Hell

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Joined at the hipster.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Spontaneous Kombucha

"He's deliciously vintage."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

The Organic

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"I'm your hip replacement."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Hipster Coffee

Can I get you another coffee?