Hipster Decor Lover Gifts

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"I'm your hip replacement."

Hipster Coffee

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

Hipsters knit their beards.

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"I don't want the burger on a trendy wooden platter, the egg on Welsh slate or, my fries in a terracotta pot - I want soup served in a sock!"

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

Caricature of a chicken

"Regular coffee? Really? Seriously?"

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

Hipster Island

Hipster Replacement

"We don't serve food here, we only photograph it..."

Hipster Rope.