Hipster Decor Lover T-Shirts

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Joined at the hipster.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"I'm your hip replacement."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Hipster Coffee

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Hipsters knit their beards.

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"You want to be a WHAT?"

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion. Oh no. I've spent the last 72 hours analyzing our customer base. Our granola and kale latte helped us capture the hipster demo once we bundled it with cigarettes and vinyl records. Our caffeine-infused mocha helped us capture the white-collar set once we bundled it with motivational recordings. But there's one demographic we still haven't monopolized. First-time parents of toddlers. How proficient are you at potty training? I q

"I don't want the burger on a trendy wooden platter, the egg on Welsh slate or, my fries in a terracotta pot - I want soup served in a sock!"

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

Caricature of a chicken

"Regular coffee? Really? Seriously?"

"So....what's the skinny?"

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

Hipster Island

Hipster Replacement

"We don't serve food here, we only photograph it..."