Hippopotamus Lover Gifts

"You folks ready to order?"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

I love my Timpani

Jr. cloning kit

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Puppies

'Click it or ticket.'

Stubborn Horses

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Dog Calenders.

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"I see a couch."

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

"What's worse, that or this?"