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The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Egyptian chiropractor.

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"Well, you may not have the body of an athlete, but you certainly have the foot of one."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Hypnotoon

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

'And when I snap my fingers you'll be happy with what I pay you.'

"Relax, I'm only hear to see my osteopath."

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'You've got lot toe!'

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

Woke Jersey Shore

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'You are pigeon toed.'

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'