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"Do you think the UX is sufficiently unpleasant?"

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

"We don't offer a health-care plan. Instead, we have Lou persuade you not to get sick."

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'As a matter of fact, I have the heart of a 30-year-old woman.'

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

Your heart is doing well with the pig valve we put in. Now, what was your question?

EAR, NOSE AND THROAT CLINIC: "You want me to drive?"

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

The 2024 Deepfake awards

'I followed you advice for losing weight....i got naked and stood in front of a mirror...they threw me out of the restaurant.'

Cardiologist Henry Weil like to add some levity before surgery by hiding a whoopee cushion on the operating table.