Hippicentrist Pillows

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Egyptian chiropractor.

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"Well, you may not have the body of an athlete, but you certainly have the foot of one."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Hypnotoon

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

'And when I snap my fingers you'll be happy with what I pay you.'

Woke Jersey Shore

'You've got lot toe!'

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

"Relax, I'm only hear to see my osteopath."

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

'You are pigeon toed.'

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"