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"The nose ring was a breeze, but the nipple rings were a different story."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Scarf puts hat back on.

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Customer Convention

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"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Easter Bonnet

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Hospital gown pageant.

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

The next big thing

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

"I got my hair straightened..."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

Prince.

"We're going to be late."

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

'I love what you've done with your hair.'

"I love your hat. One question: How did you put it on?"

Highlights

"Ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous Harry Styles."