Hip Fashionista Pillows

"Frankly. I find the term 'lumbersexual' to be offensive. I prefer the term 'timber dick.'"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Mod Kwan Doh

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

Urban Life.

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

'How long have you had that toupee?'

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

Beehive Hairstyle

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'No, honey, please - I take it back! Your hair looks great!'

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"How much do you want off the top?"

"Yes, I have worked with Donald Trump's hair."

"Do they make my feet look big?"

'I love your bangs.'

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'