High Fashion Enthusiast Pillows

Milan Says "Gloves!"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Cat Tie

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Keeping warm.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Joined at the hipster.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

wattle covers

Scarf puts hat back on.

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Changing Room Decisions

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"