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Bypass the Falls

Bitchbark Canoe

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Local Knowledge

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Sausages.

'Echo Tourism'

Rock Climber

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Collies Without Borders

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'How's the water skiing?'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

A smiling cyclist

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Inflatable Duck Boat

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."