Hilarious Outdoor Escapades Gifts

Bypass the Falls

Bitchbark Canoe

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Local Knowledge

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Sausages.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Echo Tourism'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Rock Climber

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Collies Without Borders

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

A smiling cyclist

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'How's the water skiing?'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Inflatable Duck Boat

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!