Highlight Reel Enthusiast Gifts

J. Hitter RIP - At least you made Sportscenters top ten hits.

Local Knowledge

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"Only caught one, eh."

"Holy Mackerel!"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

Griller highlights never gets old

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

Fishing Contest

Worm Ate The Fish.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

'Give that back!'

I brake for worms

"I haven't lost any weight, so instead of watching just one, I'm going to watch two exercise videos a day."

"There's no way I'll ever be good at something unless there's a series of YouTube videos explaining it."

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

'Wow, we'll be sick of fish by the time we get through that lot.'

"My book report is based on the best selling video by the same name."

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

Cinemaplex

"I'm getting the views, now I need sponsorship to monetize my popularity."

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Christmas Party Video 3