Higher Learning Aficionado Pillows

'I really miss Academia. She was such a great dog.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Scarcity

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Hanging off every word...

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Super Student

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Technologies and distance classes

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Max Weber

Can you translate that to simple-minded!

University Book Store.

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

End of Affirmative Action

'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

'He was very big in Vienna.'

"Pavlov's Blog."

High School