Higher Education Enthusiast Pillows

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'Good news Mom. I got into the college of your choice.'

Why College Costs So Much 101.

"You must be the new dean who's going to put a feminist tilt on the department."

'And here is our annual message to the alumni.'

End of Affirmative Action

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

Meanwhile, Back in a Parellel Universe. . .

"I had a dream that a rich guy came to campus and paid off our student loans."

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

I will study my speling words...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Scarcity

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

U of Debt

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Lessons in Prehistory.

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."