Higher Education Enthusiasts Pillows

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

I will study my speling words...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Scarcity

U of Debt

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

Lessons in Prehistory.

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Yummy Mummies

Children's education

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

Graduation Speech.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"