Higher Learning Aficionado T-Shirts

'I really miss Academia. She was such a great dog.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Scarcity

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Super Student

Hanging off every word...

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Technologies and distance classes

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Max Weber

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

Can you translate that to simple-minded!

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

University Book Store.

'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'

End of Affirmative Action

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

'He was very big in Vienna.'

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."

"Pavlov's Blog."