High-stakes Spender Pillows

"Card games can be expensive."

Little league world series of poker.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"What do you mean, the market rallied?"

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"I, Arthur, being of sound mind, have spent it all on wine, women and song."

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

'Will you make the final table?'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

'Just because I'm a doctor without borders doesn't mean I venture into menus without prices.'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

Buyer's Remorse for Dummies

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

Pushy Cashpoint

"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

"If it's any consolation, spending all that money shopping made me feel a lot better."

'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'