Big Spenders Pillows

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"I, Arthur, being of sound mind, have spent it all on wine, women and song."

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"You spoil that dog."

"Hey! Great haircut!!

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

Pushy Cashpoint

Credit card debt.

Spiralling inflation

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!

'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'

'Still glad you sprung for the 84-inch flat panel?'

'I'm torn between brand loyalty & changing trends in the consumer experience.'

'From living beyond our means, we've gone to living beyond our wildest expectations!'

'My credit card debt? Oh, I deleted that.'

"Dear, your boss just called to tell you there was a slight mistake in your paycheck."