Big Spender Club Pillows

"I, Arthur, being of sound mind, have spent it all on wine, women and song."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

'You're talking three million, ballpark

"So dude, how much ahve you saved up from your job?"

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"Why do I need more allowance? Because if you cut me off at 21, these are my prime spending years!"

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

Buyer's Remorse for Dummies

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

Pushy Cashpoint

"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."

'Still glad you sprung for the 84-inch flat panel?'

"If it's any consolation, spending all that money shopping made me feel a lot better."

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'