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'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

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'I have a six-figure life-style and a five-figure income.'

'The trouble is, my wife laughs all the way from the bank.'

angel: 'My old regret is, I didn't go now, pay later.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'Take a letter,'

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

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"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'What wine goes with an enormous expense account?'

Family Budgets

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"...if you set aside 2% of your salary for your pension you can retire at 97."

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'

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'Credit card customer of the month'

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'

'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'

'Sure, I could stop spending, but who am I to trip the economy into a depression?'

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

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