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"Card games can be expensive."

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'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"What do you mean, the market rallied?"

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"I, Arthur, being of sound mind, have spent it all on wine, women and song."

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

'Will you make the final table?'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

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"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

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'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

'Just because I'm a doctor without borders doesn't mean I venture into menus without prices.'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

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'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

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"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

"If it's any consolation, spending all that money shopping made me feel a lot better."

'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'