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Little league world series of poker.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Table Of The Elephants

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"What do you mean, the market rallied?"

"I was going to tell you a joke about my snack, but I thought it might be a bit too cheesy...."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

Robin Hood and his band of married men Hey Marian...so long as yer up, how 'bout gettin' me another beer?

'Will you make the final table?'

"They're boulettes de viande. They're meatballs. They're balls of meat."

Pizza-Matic

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

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