High-stake Snacker Gifts

Little league world series of poker.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Pope tarts.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

Table Of The Elephants

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

Boy defends his last fry.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"What do you mean, the market rallied?"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

'Good news - we're merging with Mellman's Jelly and Alpine Toast.'

"I was going to tell you a joke about my snack, but I thought it might be a bit too cheesy...."

Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

"They're boulettes de viande. They're meatballs. They're balls of meat."

Artist and chiken

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

Robin Hood and his band of married men Hey Marian...so long as yer up, how 'bout gettin' me another beer?

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