High-stakes Investor Pillows

"What do you mean, the market rallied?"

Little league world series of poker.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

The stock market sky is falling.

Businessman at the deep end.

Money mangagement see-saw.

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

'Will you make the final table?'

'It's not really a growth OR a value portfolio. It's more of a feel-good portfolio.'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

Aggressive investing.

'He's busy right now, sweating out a risky trade. Can he call you back?'

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Attack of the Investment Zombie

"These investments aren't without risk. Your mailbox might explode with prospectuses."

"Only another thousand points up and I'm even, honey."

"Perkins, I didn't get where I am today without taking a few risks."

"Do we look like investors in high-tech funds to you?"

"Are you sure our off shore holdings are safe?"

Please Help Me Get Back To Buying Risky Stocks On Margin.

"Hello, we're Mathers, Thorpe and Beneke. Can your husband come out and play the market?"

'Your portfolio took a beating...,but the good news is no humans or animals were injured.'

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