High School Sports Season Gifts

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Just be yourself."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Vendor selling testosterone.

Jumping cheerleaders

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

American Football.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Snacks for Learners

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Football.

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

Stop with racism in sport!

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'