High Kicks Gifts

A cheerleader doing a high kick

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Leap Frog

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High Jump

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'Mother will catch you!'

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'Let go of the pole!'

'Did you feel the baby kick that time, hon?'

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

Stilettos Sharpened

Transylvanian Athletics.

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."

Caitlyn Jenner -'High heels can be very dangerous'

"Shoes Louboutin"

"Help!!"

Dream sheep jumping over fence using Fosbury Flop technique.

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.

Slob man says to fitness-fan wife: 'Couch potato is such an offensive term ... we prefer furniture-based leisure prioritisers.'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day

We interrupt this game because our sponsor has just filed for bankruptcy.

'The bar's gone up to six foot six.'

Tumbling down the Ski Slope.