High Five Fanatic Pillows

"Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three..."

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

The Fourth Little Pig

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

The tooth fairy.

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Go team!

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Lady of the bath...

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Newt sale

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Warrior Woman

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Cricket Accidents.

Ball as water-melon.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."