Enthusiastic High-fiver Pillows

Caution: High-five area.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

"Well you're obviously very good at your job so why don't we promote you to something you know nothing about!"

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'Retirement community or bust' old lady in car with cat

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'Well, I'm glad you two share a sense of humor.'

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

"Today we welcome a new VP of Irrational Exuberance."

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

"Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three..."

Greece

"Hey - At least it's Friday, right?"

110% Job Performance.

Caveman to caveman: 'I just learned to walk - gimme a high five!'

'OK - I'll enter 'beauty queen', 'millionairess' and 'pub landlady' and we'll see waht comes up' (dating agency).

'Who wants to go hunting?...c'mon boy...'(dog is already sitting in the front of the car).

"You were ferocious when you rushed to get us those seats on the Jitney."

'I love my job, but the hours are terrible!'

"Watson is clear-headed, enthusiastic, brimming with energy...it must be 5 o'clock."

"She won the spelling bee."

"So how was the Edgar Willoughby Classic?"

"I give it two thumbs up!" "You give everything two thumbs up!" The Iggy Iguanodon Show

Someone admiring a bright shoe through binoculars.

'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'

National Union of Contortionists: We vote with our feet

'The good thing about the outside is that it's always open!'

Team of happy men and women in an 'A Team' van

'It's true that the audience was applauding but that was to keep themselves awake!'

Two oars doing a high five.