Corporate High-fiver Pillows

'Well, I'm glad you two share a sense of humor.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"I hate performance review season."

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

August is corporate earnings restatement season.

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."

"I've notices that you seem to be in the office 15 hours a day. . ."

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'