High Five Fanatic Mugs

"Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three..."

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

The Fourth Little Pig

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bowled over again!

The tooth fairy.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Lady of the bath...

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Newt sale

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Warrior Woman

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

350 Feet.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Cricket Accidents.

Ball as water-melon.