High-five Enthusiast Mugs

'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

Man with jumper reading 'Caution - Contents under pressure'.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

Thank you healthcare heroes

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

Seminars for Sycophants

"Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three..."

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

"Have you got it in beige?"

Thumbs Up Banker

'What a beautiful baby.'

Caveman to caveman: 'I just learned to walk - gimme a high five!'

"Help!!"

'Nice tie, Dalymple! I want to you to order ones for all my yes men!'

Caitlyn Jenner -'High heels can be very dangerous'

Caution: High-five area.

'Look! A buy signal.'

'No dear, I don't think you can be 'first footer'. I don't think you can even find your feet.'

"I am concerned that the students may feel they can improve their grades by sucking up to you."

"I'm going to my Grandma's on Thanksgiving to pig out...and also be thankful."

"Shall I paint you less old and wrinkly?"

"I've been extra nice to people - I should be getting some thank-you notes."

Personalized Greetings