High-five Aficionado Gifts

Caveman to caveman: 'I just learned to walk - gimme a high five!'

Two oars doing a high five.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

"Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three..."

Man flattered into buying by a frenchwoman

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

Ask Me About My Big Feet

Lady flattering an amateur man of the arts

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'

Someone admiring a bright shoe through binoculars.

Boy scout saluting soldier.

'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'

'Look! A buy signal.'

Caution: High-five area.

'A Chiswick Fete'

I wish I'd never bought them that swing!

They seem more positive about things since they got those opposable thumbs.

More Hamptons

Woman coming in an office chair gives you thumbs up

'It's all right for you with your fan, - we insist that you do something about the thermostat out here!'

Beyond meet

Artist paints his thumb

'How did the first game go?' - 'I hit a ball in one.'

Hello!

'I'm making enquiries following the assault on an electric fan salesman, outside this property.'