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"Harakhty is the strong, silent type."

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

It says not only was he a kind and benevolent ruler, he was a fun type too.

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

"I can't take another memoir."

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

The Nosy Cleaner

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."

Communication: Then and Now

Talk like an Egyptian

"It's an unfinished Wordle."

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"You don't look a day over 3030."

"This confirms that the Babylonians interfered with the Egyptian elections."

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'