Hieroglyphic Hound Pillows

"Harakhty is the strong, silent type."

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

The Nosy Cleaner

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

"I can't take another memoir."

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."

Talk like an Egyptian

Communication: Then and Now

"You don't look a day over 3030."

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'