Hieroglyphic Admirers Gifts

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Writer's block?"

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

It says not only was he a kind and benevolent ruler, he was a fun type too.

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

"I can't take another memoir."

The Nosy Cleaner

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

Satyric Press

This guy's spelling was terrible --- Everybody knows it's "eye" before "eagle."

"Yes, I know I only caught a lizard - it's called artistic license, Mildred!"

Communication: Then and Now

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

"You don't look a day over 3030."