Hieroglyphic Admirers Pillows

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

The Nosy Cleaner

"I can't take another memoir."

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

Satyric Press

"Yes, I know I only caught a lizard - it's called artistic license, Mildred!"

Communication: Then and Now

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."

"You don't look a day over 3030."

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'

'Say, Rosetta, what's that stone you're working on?'